3,333 pixel brokers. A desk that writes business while you are somewhere else, and a floor that talks back.
You bring a broker. We provide the desk. From the moment he sits down he writes business, second by second, whether you are watching or not.
Walk to DESK CO and put him at a desk. That is the only action the base return ever needs.
He does not stop when you close the tab. No shift to turn up for, no streak, no penalty for a week away.
Trading fees come back to holders as NVDA, SPCX and AAPL. Settle whenever you like. Nothing expires.
You never have to trade anything. Other people trading is what pays you. Nothing is minted to pay you either — the contract can only pay out what it was funded with.
The website is not a landing page with a mint button on it. It is a street, and you walk it. Stand in front of a door and press E.






3,333 desks for 3,333 brokers, so everybody who turns up has somewhere to sit. A prime desk pays four times a common one, and there are 133 of them.
| Desk | How many | Pays | Held |
|---|---|---|---|
| COMMON | 2,500 | 10 a session | freehold |
| GOOD | 700 | 22 a session | freehold |
| PRIME | 133 | 40 a session | 48 session lease |
A prime desk is leased, not owned. Without that the 133 best desks belong to the 133 fastest wallets on the first morning, permanently. A lease that runs out drops you to a common desk, never to nothing.
Every broker starts as a Runner. Burn at UPSTAIRS and he is promoted, permanently. Sell him and the promotion goes with him, so the burn puts value into the collection rather than only into the buyer.
Four ranks, and you can only promote what you own. It is a door that closes behind you, on purpose. A sink you can spend on forever is a supply problem wearing a feature's clothes.
Every trading floor that ever worked was a room full of people telling each other what just happened. At /tape the floor prints what is moving, and a line only prints from a desk that is manned.
It is never empty. Every move your book makes prints itself onto the tape, so your own work is the first thing on it.
Every broker is one of 3,333 on Robinhood Chain, and every one of them has a desk waiting. Mint him, sit him down, and he writes business whether or not you are watching.
| Supply | 3,333 |
|---|---|
| Price | 0.00005 ETH |
| Max per wallet | 10 |
| Chain | Robinhood Chain |
| Collection | 0x5F02…314f |
Verify before you buy. The only addresses that are ours are the ones printed on this site. $SUITS is . The collection is 0x5F02e0eBecd046Ac91b47de458fc34223576314f.